Beam Me Up, Scotty....
A married NASA astronaut has been accused of attempted murder and trying to kidnap a rival for another astronaut's affections, and is being held in jail.
US Navy Captain Lisa Nowak, who flew on the space shuttle Discovery last July, drove 1,529 km from Houston to Orlando - wearing diapers so she wouldn't have to stop to urinate - to assault a woman she considered competition for the affections of a male NASA astronaut, police said.
Oh hell... you all know the rest. CRAZY!!!
If that is what love does to you... I'm glad I'm single!!